mugatosis

Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.

Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.

mugatosis by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006

Mulattosis 

A condition defined by extreme malice toward and aversion to half of one's own ancestry. This condition only affects those of mixed race (see mulatto). Mulattosis stems from the crippling identity crisis that ensues when a mixed race social justice warrior turns their hatred for the white race inward. Other symptoms include protesting, rattling off statistics, and extreme snark.

The term was first popularized by youtuber "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable".

"That girl yelling about white privilege has a serious case of mulattosis."

Mulattosis by Millenial Scum June 14, 2019

meatosis 

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

meatosis by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

Muntosis

The state of complete peak effect by two or more illicit drugs.

Man, i was so fucked i think i actually had muntosis.

Muntosis by PhosphateGrind91 June 16, 2017

Metatosis

When one is always right in an argument about Metatosis's existence. Simple repeat the word twice and you will have won.

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: Metatosis metatosis
Harley: fuck you win

Metatosis by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021

metatosis

to win an argument on the tosis's

Harley: Metatosis isnt real
Laila: it is
Harley: golly you are right

metatosis by harlainrbrban May 10, 2021