mugatosis

Inflammation of the mug; acne; oily and/or grubby skin; busted facial features; general facial ugliness - especially in females.

Cassie's got a rock-solid body, is pretty cute, and doesn't suck to be around -- but she needs to do something about her mugatosis.

by Capt. Bob March 14, 2006

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Mulattosis

A condition defined by extreme malice toward and aversion to half of one's own ancestry. This condition only affects those of mixed race (see mulatto). Mulattosis stems from the crippling identity crisis that ensues when a mixed race social justice warrior turns their hatred for the white race inward. Other symptoms include protesting, rattling off statistics, and extreme snark.

The term was first popularized by youtuber "Atheism-Is-Unstoppable".

"That girl yelling about white privilege has a serious case of mulattosis."

by Millenial Scum June 14, 2019

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meatosis

Loss of cognitive ability due to excess consumption of delicious meats and meat products. Meatosis predisposes a person to abdominal pain, excessive moaning, pronounced abdominal bulging, and a severe impairment of the central nervous system.

Doc: I need an NG tube, stat! What did this guy do to himself??
Nurse: He had fifteen 20 oz New York Strips in one hour!
Doc: There's nothing we can do. He's in meatosis.
Guy: *Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

by Dangly MacFarland December 20, 2004

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