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Metalocalypse
A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.
Metalocalypse by AbsolutZero September 12, 2008
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Metalocalypse
Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.
Metalocalypse by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008
Metalocalypse
An apocalypse of METAL!
The Metalocalypse has begun.
Metalocalypse by Johnnyocalypse December 30, 2006
metalocrity
metalocrity by Phinger May 8, 2017
metalock
Jimmy: Hey Sam! Sarah isn't answering the phone, is she gone?
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.
metalock by Stjimmy324 January 28, 2008
Metaloscopy
1) The act of being forcefully anally penetrated with a round stainless steel bar at least 1' in length and 2" in diameter. For safety reasons, the stainless steel bar should NOT exceed 2' in length and 4" in diameter. Metaloscopy is commonly used as a means of torture and pleasure within the BDSM community.
2) Endoscopic examination of the colon via the use of a round stainless steel bar (can vary in length/diameter depending on the circumstances).
2) Endoscopic examination of the colon via the use of a round stainless steel bar (can vary in length/diameter depending on the circumstances).
1) A local teen died yesterday as a result of excessive metaloscopy. The penetrator failed to adhere to the length and diameter limitations and successfully disemboweled the penetratee.
2) Doctor: "It's definitely a risky procedure, but at this point we have no other choice but to preform a Metaloscopy."
Patient: "Uh...Doctor, don't you mean a Colonoscopy?"
Doctor: "No."
2) Doctor: "It's definitely a risky procedure, but at this point we have no other choice but to preform a Metaloscopy."
Patient: "Uh...Doctor, don't you mean a Colonoscopy?"
Doctor: "No."
Metaloscopy by Etiainen February 18, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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