metalox

Derick Aka My Ex. Thats All I Can Say. Lol.

Metalox Is A Stupid Dumb Mother Fucker.

by LeeAnna December 24, 2007

Metalocalypse

A show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim that premiered on August 6, 2006. Metalocalypse follows the greatest metal band the world has ever known, Dethklok, as they tour around the globe, leaving chaos and destruction in their path. The show was co-created by Tommy Blacha and Brendon Small - who was also the creator of another Adult Swim show, Home Movies.

You catch that new ep of Metalocalypse the other night? Freakin' awesome.

by AbsolutZero September 12, 2008

Metalocalypse

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.

If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

by HarvesterOfSorrow December 13, 2008

Metalocalypse

An apocalypse of METAL!

The Metalocalypse has begun.

by Johnnyocalypse December 30, 2006

metalocrity

What happens to lesser known metal bands As time goes by.

Damm there isn't even a wiki page on my favorite heavy metal band. Fucking metalocrity!

by Phinger May 8, 2017

metalock

Those who lock themselves in their rooms all day as they blast metal music all day.

Jimmy: Hey Sam! Sarah isn't answering the phone, is she gone?
Sam: Nah, she probably just didn't hear it, shes a metalock after all.

by Stjimmy324 January 28, 2008

Metaloscopy

1) The act of being forcefully anally penetrated with a round stainless steel bar at least 1' in length and 2" in diameter. For safety reasons, the stainless steel bar should NOT exceed 2' in length and 4" in diameter. Metaloscopy is commonly used as a means of torture and pleasure within the BDSM community.

2) Endoscopic examination of the colon via the use of a round stainless steel bar (can vary in length/diameter depending on the circumstances).

1) A local teen died yesterday as a result of excessive metaloscopy. The penetrator failed to adhere to the length and diameter limitations and successfully disemboweled the penetratee.

2) Doctor: "It's definitely a risky procedure, but at this point we have no other choice but to preform a Metaloscopy."

Patient: "Uh...Doctor, don't you mean a Colonoscopy?"

Doctor: "No."

by Etiainen February 18, 2010