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a computer desktop that has too many icons or has virtually no organization to it.
"Gee, Tyler Dykins had so many icons on his desktop it was a messtop."
messtop by Fuzmeister August 6, 2009
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mestopheles369

A no life loser who supports MrBALLSACKFTL. He always has to put that childish Hahaha at the end of every sentence he makes
Do you know that troll “mestopheles369”

You mean that no life who supports mrbossftw?
mestopheles369 by Mestopheles369 October 26, 2020

messopotamia 

A play on words (created by one Jon Stewart) which serves on The Daily Show as a reoccuring update on the War in Iraq. The term originates from the word mesopotamia, an ancient region of Iraq. The area was the home of numerous early civilizations and declined in importance after Mongol invaders destroyed its extensive irrigation system.

Other variation: mess-o-potamia, mess o'potamia
Here is the latest report..on messopotamia.
messopotamia by Athena Kay September 28, 2004

Messopolis 

An unattractive, sloppy, or straight wack individual...A messopolis is an entire city of mess...
"Man, I dont believe you dated that chic. She's a Messopolis!!!"
Messopolis by vshook July 16, 2009

Messopotamia 

john stewarts defination of the war in iraq... HE IS RIGHT EVEYONE, DOWN WITH BUSH DOWN WITH WAR!!
"and now we turn to the events in that great big land called messopotamia"-john stewart

Messophestic 

Beligerently obsessed with more than one thing.
Bob is completely messophestic over beer and drugs.
Messophestic by Velder Booth June 17, 2003

mestopoliosis

A rare disease that causes swelling of only the abdominal region and not the legs.

She has mestopoliosis, her stomach is fat.
mestopoliosis by Terisa Lafonda October 23, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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