messify

to insult someone by referring to their rivals on the pitch by chanting the rival's name.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the most messified football player. Fans messify him. In most pitches he goes to fans chant''Messi, Messi, Messi.''

by Cracker22Jack February 5, 2014

messificated

One of those spontaneous drunken terms which are created at 3am. Let me try to define it: The act of being really messed up, hence the "ficated" at the end.

And I'm quoting "Man you are messificated"

by slaty October 9, 2006

Massifying Technology

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.

The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.

by SDevsare_Karbonn June 25, 2012

Massifying

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.

"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"

by ministe2003 May 23, 2009

MessiFan124

a dedicated Messi fan, who will masturbate to a picture of Messi before every match/game for good luck.

- ''Do u join a MessiFan124 before the match?''
- '' Yeah my dude, i would like to join a MessiFan124 later today.''

by ZickmicZ November 3, 2017

messiya

My sisters name 😐

Mom: MESSIYAA COME HERE RIGHT NOW
My sister: huh?
Me: MOM CALLED U

by Millondollarpuzzayy August 14, 2021

Massify

(mass-if-I)
The scientific slang term for finding the mass of a particular object, often in high pressure or hurried circumstances.

From the other side of the laboratory Riley shouted in distress, "Massify MASSIFY", the timer had run out already- however, and the experiment was moot.

by Craig Paton November 14, 2007