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messificated 

One of those spontaneous drunken terms which are created at 3am. Let me try to define it: The act of being really messed up, hence the "ficated" at the end.
And I'm quoting "Man you are messificated"
messificated by slaty October 9, 2006

Massifying Technology 

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
The new age mobile is a great example of 'massifying technology'.

Massifying 

The act of making something massive for the sake of it. Usually in order to inflate one's ego.
"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"

"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."

"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"
Massifying by ministe2003 May 23, 2009

MessiFan124 

a dedicated Messi fan, who will masturbate to a picture of Messi before every match/game for good luck.
- ''Do u join a MessiFan124 before the match?''
- '' Yeah my dude, i would like to join a MessiFan124 later today.''
MessiFan124 by ZickmicZ November 3, 2017
My sisters name 😐
Mom: MESSIYAA COME HERE RIGHT NOW
My sister: huh?
Me: MOM CALLED U
messiya by Millondollarpuzzayy August 14, 2021
(mass-if-I)
The scientific slang term for finding the mass of a particular object, often in high pressure or hurried circumstances.
From the other side of the laboratory Riley shouted in distress, "Massify MASSIFY", the timer had run out already- however, and the experiment was moot.
Massify by Craig Paton November 14, 2007