messify
Cristiano Ronaldo is the most messified football player. Fans messify him. In most pitches he goes to fans chant''Messi, Messi, Messi.''
messify by Cracker22Jack February 5, 2014
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Massifying Technology
Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.
Massifying Technology by SDevsare_Karbonn June 25, 2012
Massifying
"Katie adds random people she barely knows on Facebook just to massify her friends list"
"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."
"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"
"He's massified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it's so heavy it can barely move. Looks good tho..."
"Can I have ur msn address?"
"Why, you don't even like me?"
"I'm massifying my contact list"
Massifying by ministe2003 May 23, 2009
MessiFan124
a dedicated Messi fan, who will masturbate to a picture of Messi before every match/game for good luck.
- ''Do u join a MessiFan124 before the match?''
- '' Yeah my dude, i would like to join a MessiFan124 later today.''
- '' Yeah my dude, i would like to join a MessiFan124 later today.''
MessiFan124 by ZickmicZ November 3, 2017
messiya
messiya by Millondollarpuzzayy August 14, 2021
Massify
(mass-if-I)
The scientific slang term for finding the mass of a particular object, often in high pressure or hurried circumstances.
The scientific slang term for finding the mass of a particular object, often in high pressure or hurried circumstances.
From the other side of the laboratory Riley shouted in distress, "Massify MASSIFY", the timer had run out already- however, and the experiment was moot.
Massify by Craig Paton November 14, 2007
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Pink Cloud
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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