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A state of joyful disorientation caused by Mert Çaltin’s unpredictable nature.
**Mertigo**: *When Mert suddenly showed up, our plans went completely off track, and we all caught Mertigo, a joyful state of disorientation.*
mertigo by B2hub December 9, 2024
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Merigold 

A pill producing flower yielding the following narcotics: morphine, klonopin, and codeine. Druggies plant these flowers and party hard.
Hey Mitchell! I planted a merigold on 4/20 in the forest!

Camp Metigoshe 

the most wonderful place on earth, where one escapes reality from as little as twenty four hours to as long as years at a time, only those so fortunate to have experienced it themselves know the true meaning of the place and what happens there
Imagine the place you've ever felt most accepted, most free to be yourself, somewhere you feel completely at peace, a place you would always love to be. then multiply it by about 100,000... that is what Camp Metigoshe is like
Camp Metigoshe by CJ Tealetti September 2, 2010

Mortigott 

Someone who is employed by the council to clean up chud shit in hibernation season.

This word should only be used for utter chuds, as it is a serious insult.
Yo, Joe is an utter chud mate, he's a Mortigott
Mortigott by cupofcoldtea October 31, 2011

Merrigold 

She is a kind of girl who is misunderstood. She is usually alone and you can talk to her any time you need her.
She gives the most efficient advice that can help in any situation. She is a risk taker and you would be surprised what else she can do. She does have secrets that nobody knows of but don't we all?
Boy: Merrigold sounds like she is hiding something
Girl:Some other kids say that Merrigold is a thief and a murderer..
All:Oooooh Merrigold is evil!!!
Merrigold by Little Ostrich847 March 15, 2019

merrigorouns 

hey check out that merrigorouns one of a kind girl .. shes a jerri
merrigorouns by farfrompoopn October 5, 2022

Triss Merigold 

She was a skilled healer and carried with her many magical potions, but she never used them on herself because ironically, she was allergic to potions, and used amulets to treat herself. She was also quite a powerful mage, certainly when it counted most. She wore an amulet - sapphire overlaid with silver. Triss' hair is more of a muted chestnut red, making her look like she has brown hair. Her voice is so soothing that you can listen to her all-day. She's the most beautiful woman in the whole of Continent.
Geralt: Have you seen a red-haired woman? goes by the name Triss Merigold.
guard#1: Oh you mean that beautiful princess? Yeah, she put us all into a spell, but I don't mind.
guard#2: We love you Triss!! We love you Triss!!
Geralt: Hmm
Triss Merigold by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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