mertigo

A state of joyful disorientation caused by Mert Çaltin’s unpredictable nature.

**Mertigo**: *When Mert suddenly showed up, our plans went completely off track, and we all caught Mertigo, a joyful state of disorientation.*

mertigo by B2hub December 9, 2024

Merigold 

A pill producing flower yielding the following narcotics: morphine, klonopin, and codeine. Druggies plant these flowers and party hard.

Hey Mitchell! I planted a merigold on 4/20 in the forest!

Merigold by ~*Tha Last of Tha Real G's*~ February 17, 2010

Camp Metigoshe 

the most wonderful place on earth, where one escapes reality from as little as twenty four hours to as long as years at a time, only those so fortunate to have experienced it themselves know the true meaning of the place and what happens there

Imagine the place you've ever felt most accepted, most free to be yourself, somewhere you feel completely at peace, a place you would always love to be. then multiply it by about 100,000... that is what Camp Metigoshe is like

Camp Metigoshe by CJ Tealetti September 2, 2010

Mortigott 

Someone who is employed by the council to clean up chud shit in hibernation season.

This word should only be used for utter chuds, as it is a serious insult.

Yo, Joe is an utter chud mate, he's a Mortigott

Mortigott by cupofcoldtea October 31, 2011

Merrigold 

She is a kind of girl who is misunderstood. She is usually alone and you can talk to her any time you need her.
She gives the most efficient advice that can help in any situation. She is a risk taker and you would be surprised what else she can do. She does have secrets that nobody knows of but don't we all?

Boy: Merrigold sounds like she is hiding something
Girl:Some other kids say that Merrigold is a thief and a murderer..
All:Oooooh Merrigold is evil!!!

Merrigold by Little Ostrich847 March 15, 2019

merrigorouns 

thats a jerri

hey check out that merrigorouns one of a kind girl .. shes a jerri

merrigorouns by farfrompoopn October 5, 2022

Triss Merigold 

She was a skilled healer and carried with her many magical potions, but she never used them on herself because ironically, she was allergic to potions, and used amulets to treat herself. She was also quite a powerful mage, certainly when it counted most. She wore an amulet - sapphire overlaid with silver. Triss' hair is more of a muted chestnut red, making her look like she has brown hair. Her voice is so soothing that you can listen to her all-day. She's the most beautiful woman in the whole of Continent.

Geralt: Have you seen a red-haired woman? goes by the name Triss Merigold.
guard#1: Oh you mean that beautiful princess? Yeah, she put us all into a spell, but I don't mind.
guard#2: We love you Triss!! We love you Triss!!
Geralt: Hmm

Triss Merigold by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021