mercrucio
mercrucio by I suck at life December 19, 2021
mercutio
The best character in Romeo in Juliet.
Makes fun of Romeo by saying he puts his penis into a woman's vagina. Not literally. Here's the excerpt:
Mercutio: Why, is it not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo, now art thout what thou art, by art as well as by nature. For this driveling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble (penis) in a hole (vagina).
Makes fun of Romeo by saying he puts his penis into a woman's vagina. Not literally. Here's the excerpt:
Mercutio: Why, is it not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo, now art thout what thou art, by art as well as by nature. For this driveling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble (penis) in a hole (vagina).
mercutio by Romeo is a whiny faggot March 12, 2004
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Mercutio and Allegra
Mercutio and Allegra by not cornadopia. May 26, 2009
Mercutio and Allegra
A freaking awesome fanfiction about "Romeo and Juliet" that I happened to come across. It's funny, touching, and Shakespeare himself would be like wow, this is awesometh. Seriously great... I can't believe it's just a fanfiction...
"This is not just a girl you love!" Benvolio exploded. "'Tis a Capulet girl! The younger sister of Theobald and Ricardo, who hate you enough as it is! If they realize you have been teasing their innocent younger sister, they will break you in half!"
"Tease!" Mercutio repeated. "Tease? Really, Benvolio, have I ever teased about love?"
Benvolio stared at him.
Mercutio cleared his throat. "Ay. Well, I do not tease now! What, you do not believe me?"
- From chapter 6 of mercutio and allegra.
"Tease!" Mercutio repeated. "Tease? Really, Benvolio, have I ever teased about love?"
Benvolio stared at him.
Mercutio cleared his throat. "Ay. Well, I do not tease now! What, you do not believe me?"
- From chapter 6 of mercutio and allegra.
Mercutio and Allegra by jimbobface April 2, 2010
mercutio
the coolest charracter in the play romeo and juliet by william shakespeare. he roxors. related to the prince of the town and romeo's friend. He dies, though.
TYBALT
Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--
MERCUTIO
Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall
make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!
Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--
MERCUTIO
Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall
make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!
mercutio by penguinofhonor May 6, 2006
kamden mercurio
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