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The best character in Romeo in Juliet.

Makes fun of Romeo by saying he puts his penis into a woman's vagina. Not literally. Here's the excerpt:

Mercutio: Why, is it not this better now than groaning for love? Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo, now art thout what thou art, by art as well as by nature. For this driveling love is like a great natural that runs lolling up and down to hide his bauble (penis) in a hole (vagina).
Mercutio could cut off Romeo's bauble in a duel.
by Romeo is a whiny faggot March 12, 2004
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the coolest charracter in the play romeo and juliet by william shakespeare. he roxors. related to the prince of the town and romeo's friend. He dies, though.
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Mercutio, thou consort'st with Romeo,--

MERCUTIO
Consort! what, dost thou make us minstrels? an
thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but
discords: here's my fiddlestick; here's that shall
make you dance. 'Zounds, consort!
by penguinofhonor April 25, 2006
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Bessssst band everr made
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by Val November 02, 2004
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