1 definition by FattyEms

needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds
Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.
by FattyEms May 29, 2012
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