mendie

A teenage girl (or boy) who worships this rad blonde chick, who's music sounds like angels to the ears.

Every Tuesday members of the mendie clan would go into the woods and make their weekly sacrifice to the Bridgit.

by NoodleGod June 30, 2014

Mendes Army

People who are obsessed with Shawn Mendes (like who isn’t)Every time they hear his name try start fangirling

Some random dude:What’s the mendes Army?
The whole mendes Army:Bish What

by MENDES ARMY FOR LIFE December 6, 2017

Mendes Army

Wonderful people that are obsessed with Shawn Mendes. Every time they hear his name, their mood lightens up, and the whole room gets filled with the joy radiating from them.

Example:
Girl 1: have you heard Shawn's new song?
Girl 2: *smiles*Yes, I love Shawn so much
Girl 1: I know right, isn't he amazing? Mendes army for life!!!!

by fakeyouout March 27, 2015

Dirty Mendez

A Dirty Mendez is where 2 people have sex and play Fortnite at the same time, hopefully catching a dub in the process.

Pulled a Dirty Mendez on Jenny the other night, pulled it around for a Victory Royale too!

by Zandzz June 29, 2020

Mendes2

A tool which FANDOM staff manipulate to do shady work, Mendes2 is the equivalent of a 20th century mafia leader, just that he blocks people infinitely instead of decapitating them.

Mendes2 is an autocratic person who does not care about the feelings of others.

by y = mx + b December 13, 2021

chivalry: medieval warfare

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.

Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014

get medieval

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005