meme man (n.)
immortal being, he is everywhere but also nowhere. no one could ever ascend to his level for he is way high on a superior scale reserved for the heavenly. mysterious and noble, he willgrant you all your wishes, but at a price which is only decided by His Greatness. he shapeshifts into different everyday objects fitting every situation. he gives, but never expects back. respect the Meme Man: compared to him, you are nothing.
mere mortal: who is meme man
superior mortal: dont look at me, dont touch me, dont speak to me; i have reached celestiallevel --
Mememan: blugh blueh blu
L O N G B O Y: shut up lung boi
Meterman is a superhero who goes around feeding parking meters and saving people from costly parking tickets. Troy Griffin created Meterman for his Cable Access TV Show Random Insanity in 2000. Since Meterman's inception he has been featured in newspapers and TV News Broadcasts in Chapel Hill NC, Cincinnati OH, and Los Angeles CA. Meterman can still be found on the streets of Los Angeles saving tickets and he says his mission is to "Save citizens time, money and frustration by feeding expired parking meters and saving tickets.
-The Meter Maid is the arch nemesis to Meterman and has even written him tickets for his good deeds!
A Superhero in black tights and a red cape swooped down and put a quarter in my meter just seconds before that bitch ass meter maid wrote me a ticket. I exclaimed "Thank you Meterman" as I laughed in the meter maid's sorry ass face!
the greatest sex god amongst men, trapped in human form, one day to be released in a monumentus act of great extacy, then to rule over the land of orgasm, where he shall remain for many years to come.
Meerman, i think i need a new vagina, you just used all the milage and tred, i am now a slick, air hanger where no sausage can touch the sides... i comend you.