melks

a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.

He was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.

by Gingerbread Man July 29, 2008

melks

a group of five girls who are all snakes. they all go jogging every morning as a group and annoy the shit outta everyone else.

did you see what the melks posted yesterday!?

yeah it was supper weird!

by bahahsxbkefnd August 29, 2019

melk

Mispronounciation of "milk." Common among midwest USA people.

Mom, can I have a glass of melk?

by MastermindSith February 20, 2005

melk

How mouthbreathers pronounce the word milk.

"Let's make a melk chocolate melkshake!"

by RoundenBrown September 15, 2020

melk

Dutch word for milk.

A milk moustache would become a 'melksnor'.

by Maglor June 01, 2005

Melk

Another word for jizz, hopefully stopping people from saying "melk" instead of milk.

I totally melked in Lisa last night!

by nightfire36 April 15, 2011

Melk

Noun: Alternative to saying milk for people who cannot pronounce the word correctly. Usually in Kuwait.

Put your tooth in melk.

by Mishimashi December 29, 2022