by Johnny billy mills March 16, 2019
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dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018
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Melary is a pretty young girl, who lights up the room with just her smile. She acts tough but deep down she is very sensitive. Lots of boys fall for her but she is very picky with her choice of guys ;) you have to work to get her heart. Melary is smart but very lazy, she also knows what she wants has goals in her life to accomplish. She is also very goofy and laughs really loud she finds the most smallest things funny. She can be a good friend and will tell you straight up.
Melary is an amazing person ! I love me some melary
by v1l3n March 13, 2017
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Get the malarky mug.Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
by captainquirk January 1, 2012
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Get the Melary mug.1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?
by cleverclogs June 10, 2007
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