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Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.
Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess
Melary is a pretty young girl, who lights up the room with just her smile. She acts tough but deep down she is very sensitive. Lots of boys fall for her but she is very picky with her choice of guys ;) you have to work to get her heart. Melary is smart but very lazy, she also knows what she wants has goals in her life to accomplish. She is also very goofy and laughs really loud she finds the most smallest things funny. She can be a good friend and will tell you straight up.
Melary is an amazing person ! I love me some melary
Melary by v1l3n March 13, 2017
Exaggerated or foolish talk, usually intended to deceive
This is a bunch of malarky!
What is this malark?
malarky by Amy April 8, 2003

malarkygarchy 

Term given to describe the type of government or political system ruling your country. This word is reserved for describing a system where blatant lying, doublespeak, empty promises, propoganda euphemisms and bullshit prevail.
--Would you say the United States is a democracy, a republic, capitalistic, socialistic, an oligarchy or what?
--I would say it's a malarkygarchy.
malarkygarchy by captainquirk January 1, 2012
To be cool or something cool. Personable and fun!
That Car is SOOO Melary!
Melary by little r February 1, 2010
stuff and nonsense, foolishness.
anything can be refered to as malarky.
1) i dont know what im doing studying for this degree malarky.
2) sams really getting into this drugs malarky.
3)anyone fancy coming to this drum and bass malarky tomorrow night?
malarky by cleverclogs June 10, 2007