megashaft

A name given to Microsoft by anybody who has to use it to do more than send emails.

Joe: I am trying to get rid of Office Clipboard but it keeps coming back when I restart Office

Bob: Just another of Megashaft's 'features' I guess! Like how you cant add another search engine in IE7 because you need IE7 installed first to do it :S

by Oman October 2, 2007

Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013

Megashark

The most badass predator of all time, nemesis to the giant octopus.

Oh, Shit! Megashark!!!

by the one true urdler November 24, 2009

megashag

The nickname beverly callard used to describe her husband on I’m a celebrity 2020

Beverly callads husband is her megashag

by anonymous December 2, 2020

Megashark

Meg-a-shark
verb (used with an object)
1. to reduce (an object) to useless fragments; injure beyond repair or renewal; demolish; ruin; annihilate.
2. to kill; slay.
3. to render ineffective or useless; nullify; neutralize.
4. to defeat completely.

"Hide Aunt Millie's antique vase, Tia is coming over and has been known to Megashark all in her path."

"Tia stepped on my guitar and totally Megasharked it."

by ZaZ Monster October 4, 2011

megashit

a word that replaces the pop song performed by the infamous artist Anson Lo, from the band MIRROR.

Sunny: Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
Chad: What the fuck is that?
Sunny: a song
Chad: what song
Sunny:Megashit

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

megashit

A word that replaces a popular hit song by Anson Lo, a member of the famous MIRROR group. The word first originates in the 16th century when the fans of MIRROR were born. It was then populated throughout the entire Asian continent by the influence of social media technology, dominating the music industry of Asia.

Sunny: Uh oh Uh Oh Uh oh!
Chad: What is that?
Sunny: A song.
Chad: what song?
Sunny: Megashit.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022