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A GIGANTIC (Yah, i mean massive, like longer than the f**king toilet bowl) piece of shit. Usually refers to a log, but can also refer to diarhea when its all clumped together into a big pile. Yes i did say that to put a disgusting image in your head.
Johnny: Oh man, i had to hold this in all day.
Franky: I wouldn't go in there. Jimmy just had a mega-shit in one of the urinals...well, TWO of the urinals.
mega-shit by Crapmaster Mattis November 24, 2005
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Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing 

literally DESTROYS you're opponent, whose the hoe now?
Bob: hey jeff ur mom mega gay
Jeff: no u
Bob: reverse card
Jeff: Mega ultra shit thot g4y with lesbian no reversing
Bob: *fucking turns into ashes and will never ever be seen again*

Mega shithole 

That poop you take that leaves your ass hole stinging but oddly wanting more and more
Man I just had the biggest shit ever my ass is now a mega shithole
Mega shithole by Buttmanboi December 23, 2019

Two Flush Megashit 

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.
a word that replaces the pop song performed by the infamous artist Anson Lo, from the band MIRROR.
Sunny: Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh
Chad: What the fuck is that?
Sunny: a song
Chad: what song
Sunny:Megashit
megashit by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022
A word that replaces a popular hit song by Anson Lo, a member of the famous MIRROR group. The word first originates in the 16th century when the fans of MIRROR were born. It was then populated throughout the entire Asian continent by the influence of social media technology, dominating the music industry of Asia.
Sunny: Uh oh Uh Oh Uh oh!
Chad: What is that?
Sunny: A song.
Chad: what song?
Sunny: Megashit.
megashit by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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