megaoof

when your oof is so big that constantly repeating the word "oof" won't explain how big of an oof your problem is

Person 1 : fuck my life, I can't describe that in an infinite amount of oof's

Person 2: well could is it possibly a megaoof instead

Person 1: Yeah it could totally be a megaof

Person 1: *screaming intolerably* FUCK MY LIFE, IT'S SUCH A MEGAOOF!

megaoof by ddeez nuyts April 2, 2019

megaoof

if your friend have Aids but you have to say something

i have Aids.

Megaoof.

megaoof by oefiohvghv November 6, 2019

MEGA OOF 

the biggest of the oofs, a MEGA OOF

You: oof i dropped my phone

Me: MEGA OOF
You: guess ill die

MEGA OOF by I was only 9 when it happened. September 13, 2018

Meghoof 

One who is female (often Russian) with unusually manly features often focused on the calfs. A Meghoof is often dimwitted in her nature and very clumsy with her alcohol and shots. Meghoof officially became a thing on the 24th February 2009 due to the genius of Tim Bowen.

Who the fuck just dropped 4 shots of goon? Oh thats just Meghoof, she probably crushed it with her calfs.

Meghoof by Hoofnuts. March 24, 2009

mega oOf 

the biggest of the oOfs, a mega oOf

Person 1: Man, I locked my keys in my car and now I have to call an Uber.

Person 2: That sounds like a mega oOf!

mega oOf by music is fun to listen to February 10, 2019

Mega Oof 

An oof that is significantly larger than a standard oof. Mega oof crosses the line to where it is actually insulting whereas an ordinary oof only states that the used does not care about the tragic event that they have just found out about.

Winston - my house has just died

Jemarkus - oof

Winston - oh

Sarah - mega oof

Winston - *gets deeply offended*

Mega Oof by Hello there 12345 April 27, 2019

Megalofinna 

A special type of species of a megalodon. It has fins that are double the length of regular megalodons. It is a rare species that eats salmon in the ocean.

Look at that Megalofinna!

Megalofinna by NatNat42o January 4, 2021