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MEGALOLZ 

A term used to describe pedophilia by pedophiles.
Ian Watkins (former lostprophets frontman): ""I do not know what everybody is getting so freaked out about. It was MEGALOLZ!"
MEGALOLZ by fantastique December 19, 2013
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Megalolz 

herd orientated phrase derived from internet based social media to signify a moment of hilarity/cringeworthiness or as an act of attention seeking behaviour often cited in modern life.

this is often delivered in a group of people or anonymous internet forum so as to gain acceptance from that group (normally referencing another's shortcomings - usually someone not present or accepted in the group).

seen as a witty line of agreement or base of acceptance within your peers. normally delivered by people with low self esteem, or limited strength of character to form independent thought processes.
"OMG, megalolz!"

"and he fell over in front of everyone...megalolz"

"she's so lame she cried in front of him...megalolz

totes, epic fail"
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MEGALOLZ! 

Usually use via instant messengers (MSN, AIM, etc..)
Its far funnier than your regular "lol"
Oh my god! She is so stupid! MEGALOLZ!
MEGALOLZ! by Minemini December 9, 2008

megalulz 

An extreme form of lulz, which itself is an descendant form of lols.

It is normally used in fairly morbid situations.
Andres: Did you hear about Max?
Julio: No, what happened?
Andres: So he was on his Piaggio doing over 10 on the freeway, when an enraged moose started racing him. He was winning when he ran out of fuel. This caused him to be thrown under the fuel tanker behind him. A massive explosion resulted and the only part found of him was his left testicle. His bike and the moose were unharmed though.
Julio: Megalulz!
megalulz by Omid Chowdhury March 8, 2008

MEGA LOLZ!!!! 

Name found on a limited edition lostprophets tee.
for example, MEGA LOLZ!!!!
MEGA LOLZ!!!! by Joddddz May 19, 2007

MEGA LOLZ!!!! 

a joke that originated from the punktastic forum
was then used on lostprophets tee shirts and punktastic tees.
only about 1/7th of people wearing the lp MEGA LOLZ!!!! tee get the joke.
MEGA LOLZ!!!! by drunkgay June 20, 2007
If somebody takes the piss out of someone who is in your conversation (e.g. email or msn) and you find it funny, you may want to say "Megalol". This is particularly applicable when the comments made are awkward, or you know they won’t like what was said but still find it funny anyway.
Bloke 1: Yeah well maybe if you got a job and stopped playing World of warcraft you’d get a girlfriend…
Bloke 2: (silence)
Bloke 3: “MegaLOL”
MegaLOL by barnett time November 20, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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