megabank beast guap 

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

megabank beast guap by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

megafart 

An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.

A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...

megafart by Abasc December 31, 2011

Megatarian 

A obese vegetarian. One who has replaced meat in there diet with cookies, cake, ice cream and other junk food.

Self righteous and rude, condemns meat eaters. and is usually on assisted breathing machine.

Did you see the Megatarian eat all the cheese doodles?

Megatarian by Lord evil March 22, 2013

megabants

1) Banter x 10^6. That's an event which is 1 million times banterous than standard banter

1) Last night was megabants.

megabants by Sikmandem July 26, 2010

mekabare 

Mekabare is robogore, guro and ryona but with robots and androids. An art form, usually drawn, that focuses on the mutilating and harming of robots, often with wires and liquid coolant spilling out of injuries, simulating the blood and guts of organic gore. It is usually erotic in nature, though eroticism is not required.
The name comes from the Japanese pronunciation of macabre, most likely pulling from how it sounds like mecha.

Look at this mekabare pic of Genos from One Punch Man, I love how his internal gears get revealed.

mekabare by Clear Lens Cap May 3, 2021

Megatarded 

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.

Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.

Megatarded by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Megabank 

1. Really fucking Awesome
2. Representative of a large sum of cake

3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake

I am a codine store. I see Chris Burman. Wow. . . Megabank

Megabank by King Jewman Jr. June 21, 2009