A common complaint of celebrities and wannabes, a megraine is a severe headache caused by incessantly talking about oneself and focusing on one's problems without ever stopping to consider how fortunate one is and how other people have genuine problems.

Though not a serious medical issue, a megraine can cause sufferers to be incapable of functioning normally or permorming routine tasks for themselves - like wiping their own arse.

"bla bla bla bla bla bla me bla me bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla ble me bla my life is so hard bla bla bla bla..."

"Sounds tough... er...Ms Hilton do you think you can go out now and show your face at the party we've paid you hundreds of thousands of dollars to host for charity.."

interrupting: "bla bla bla me bla bla bla what do they want from me bla bla bla bla so hard bla bla bla bla bla I HAVE A MEGRAINE bla bla bla"

megraine by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 March 20, 2009

megabank beast guap

Similiar to megabank, megabank beast guap is an insanely, disgustingly awesome achievement. To be megabank beast guap someone or something must rule complete and total ass. He, she, or it must be so fucking great that there is no word in any language on this fucking planet that can describe them.

Dude did you see King Jewman Sr. beast that village hero sub? MEGABANK BEAST GUAP!!!!!

megabank beast guap by King Jewman Jr.'s accomplice August 22, 2009

megabants

1) Banter x 10^6. That's an event which is 1 million times banterous than standard banter

1) Last night was megabants.

megabants by Sikmandem July 26, 2010

Megabank

1. Really fucking Awesome
2. Representative of a large sum of cake

3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake

I am a codine store. I see Chris Burman. Wow. . . Megabank

Megabank by King Jewman Jr. June 21, 2009

MEGATRANNY

Just like the transformer "MEGATRON",this bitch will transform,she is a fine bitch like megan fox,but when u get her in bed and take off her knickers,she transforms into shia lebouf,SHE GOT A HUGE DICK!!!

Bobby dee:Man i was at the bar last night,
JB:how did it go,
Bobby dee:took this fine ass bitch home and was rubbing all up on her,
JB:ohh yea!!,
Bobby dee:took off her panties and her dick was bigger than mine,
JB:thats not hard to beat u got a small dick,cant get it up because u had a quadruple heart bypass,
Bobby dee:but this bitch was a MEGATRANNY!!!!!!!!!

MEGATRANNY by Jellybear September 6, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026