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Megabacon 

An extremely, large, juicy penis.
"Did you see that guys Megabacon?"

"I know! It's like porking you've never had before!"
Megabacon by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010
Words you can keep
a megacon is a mega convention that is held every year in the orlando convention center
megacon is a giant convention in which many people go to dress up as their favorite story characters from shows , movies, anime, and comic books.
megacon by Brooke White February 20, 2007
A bold and blunt being who religiously consumes lentils to assist in the expostulation through the fundamental orifice. Rugged, mean and daring, no mountain is too high, this little fucker will soar to very high altitudes to achieve only greatness. Don't let him fool you though he may use filthy wizardry on yo ass.
he aint no bitch, he a megamadon
Megamadon by EB123456789 November 22, 2011

megaboner 

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner
megaboner by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Megaladonculus 

To have a big ass(own persons).
My ass is megaladonculus!
Megaladonculus by Deeznoots67 March 15, 2023

Megaladong 

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!
"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

Megaladong 

meaning, having a weenor 16 inches or more
Woah dude your dong is mega its like 16 inches that could be a megaladong
Megaladong by megafatbuttholeboy54 September 11, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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