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meer-kattin
a very incovenient situation where your out and about with no public toilets anywhere and your in desperate need of a poo with no where to go. similar to turtle heading. except instead of the turtle head popping out. this is a meer-kat popping out.
2 people walking down the road together and suddenly..
person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!
person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!
meer-kattin by tre29 January 11, 2008
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Meerkat toe
Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button
Meerkat toe by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020
Meerkat Wank
Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
Meerkat Wank by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009
Papa Meerkat
Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.
"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
Papa Meerkat by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012
Meerkat Nipples
Meerkat Nipples by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017
Meerkating
Meerkating by ThanosDemandsYourSilence April 23, 2019
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