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meer-kattin 

a very incovenient situation where your out and about with no public toilets anywhere and your in desperate need of a poo with no where to go. similar to turtle heading. except instead of the turtle head popping out. this is a meer-kat popping out.
2 people walking down the road together and suddenly..

person 1> ooo oooo i really need a poo!
person 2> well theres no toilets.
person 1> we'll have to find one i'm meer-kattin here, quick lets go!!
meer-kattin by tre29 January 11, 2008
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Meerkating 

When one looks around looking for danger
Hey you see that guy looking around randomly? Yeah hes meerkating

Meerkating 

When one pops up over the edge of their cubical to be nosey as to what's going on around them.
There goes Shiela from the Customer Service meerkating again. B**** just has to know what's going on all the time...

meerkatting 

Standing up from your seat to get a better look at some fuss going on elsewhere in your office - especially if looking over your cubicle wall.
Wesley was yelling to Peter about the website and the rest of the staff were meerkatting.
meerkatting by Count Ludwig August 26, 2010

meerkatting 

The act of raising oneself up in an alert manner when a potential fitty walks past / nearby to get a better view / perve
Paul & Mark were caught meerkatting in the office when Rachel walked past the window
meerkatting by sc00byd00byd00 April 13, 2010

Meerkating 

The act of peeing against a wall or into a bush on a long car journey, generally in groups of 2 or more. The group resembles a mob of meerkats as they are all stood to attention, rapidly looking around to ensure that no-one sees them peeing against a wall, just as a meerkat would look for predators.
"Are those men meerkating?'
'Yes, this is a long road with no service stations"
Meerkating by ABryce-Clegg August 18, 2016

Meerkatting 

How your spouse/significant other looks at you when they are bemused at something you are doing. He/she stands perfectly still with just a silly smirking look, waiting to see what you are going to do next.
I was sitting on the kitchen counter, painting my toenails, when I see my husband meerkatting me from the doorway.
Meerkatting by SuzyQ April 8, 2015
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