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Jim Curcio MedForce 

Jim Curcio is a turd gobbling fraud who ruined MedForce by pretending to be something he is not. Don’t be a Jim Curcio and ruin everyone around you. Total fraud!!!
Jim Curcio MedForce. A giant Turd Gobbler. Total fraud. Laughing stock of MedForce.

Medford, MA 

City outside of Boston that used to have industry and house people who worked in it. Historically a working class haven that suffered a lot during Boston’s deindustrialization and saw a lot of people move out. In the past ten years or so, the housing prices went from cheapish to fairly high due to proximity to Boston and attracting new, wealthy Bostonians and millenials. However, they mght be disappointed by what they find. Schools suck, population is confused about the rapid changes, people being priced out, etc. While the neighborhoods are supposedly getting good ON PAPER, the town itself is not. Most things about it still suck and the city does not have enough money to fix the roads or keep streetlights on. However, some neighborhoods such as West Medford (a historically black hamlet) and the area north of the Square are getting nicer, and I see why people might want to move there. Overall its a town where adults who lived there for 25+ years are stuck in the past, kids are bored and pissed, and newcomers are chillin. The town as a whole seems to be trying to figure out what the future has in store.
Danny: “Lets go to Medford, MA.”
Dino: “Sure.”
Medford, MA by mahkywallz June 5, 2018
not as ghetto as scumerville, not as chinese as malden, not yuppie like winchester...kids will probably fuck you up; girls are nuts.
"just got jumped by those medford kids for bein a fuckin herb"
Medford by rca12 January 23, 2009

Medford NY

Medford, New York is a suburban town located on Long Island in Suffolk County. It's population is 21,985 and it consists of middle class families.
Olympic track and field runner Anthony Famiglietti was born and raised in Medford NY.
Medford NY by xoxoKelseyx3 April 18, 2009

Pulling a Medford 

Generally considered bad form, "Pulling a medford" refers to the act of bringing less beer to a party than you intend to drink, most often a Medford.
First Guy at party: "How'd Johnny get so wasted? He only brought four beers!"

Second Guy at Party: "Man, he's had like ten, that dude is always 'Pulling a Medford'."

Johnny: "Dude, you on your way to the fridge? Mind grabbin' be another cold one, brah?"
Pulling a Medford by ryank1224 April 6, 2010

Medford Oregon 

Medford is the largest city in Southern Oregon located approximately 27 miles North of the California boarder. 75 miles from the Pacific Ocean. Elevation 1,382 ft.

Our city population is approximately 77,000 not including the surrounding small towns.
County Seat of Jackson County, Oregon.
2 City High Schools: North Medford (Black Tornado: Black and Red). South Medford (Panthers: Blue and White). Several Private Schools.
Beautiful Mountains and rivers!
All 4 seasons.
Light snow in winter, if any.
Warm to hot summers.
Lumber industry killed by the tree huggers.
Language: ENGLISH!
If you call it "Methford", it's because you're a "Meth Head"!

Visitors Gladly Welcome, but do not move to Medford! See our sites, buy our products and then GET OUT!
Medford Oregon, Medford, Oregon, beautiful, I5, green,
Medford Oregon by Mississa October 24, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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