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To "Get medevil" is to attack physically or enter a state of violent behaviour. Often related to opening a can of whoop ass. Derrived from the efficiently violent nature of medi-evil knights.
"Damnit mofo, gimme the papers before I get medevil!"
Medevil by James November 15, 2003
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A state of being totally pissed off and out of control.
Back it up chump cuz I am about to get midevil and I won't be held responsible for my actions!

Yeah, bitch keep those words flow'n and I'll give you a mouth full of midevil!
midevil by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

McDevil's 

common slang term for McDonalds. Because it is evil.
don't ever go to McDevil's. You'll get a Mac Attack fo sho!
McDevil's by Lezzie December 9, 2008

Medievil 

Adajative:
A portmanteau that combines the words: Medieval and Evil. It is used to denote punishments or other actions that were committed long ago but are no longer legal and/or acceptable today. For example: burning witches, stoning women for adultery, bloodletting, foot binding, washing your face with urine, using lead power as a cosmetic foundation, etc..
In Saudi Arabia they still have the medievil practice of stoning women for adultery.

Jim uses potassium and chicken droppings to cure his baldness. That is so medievil.
Medievil by LectroFied August 1, 2016

Evil Mcdevil park 

do a burnout, hit 80 mph, flip your car in a triple barrel roll and the land in a parking spot perfectly.
HIT THE EVIL MCDEVIL PARK!!

McDevil's 

Don't go to McDevil's! You'll get a Mac Attack fo sho!
McDevil's by lezzielizard February 27, 2007

medievil protection 

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom
"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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