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Meiling
Delicate and exquisite, Meiling is a lovely women with deep compassion for others. She is kind, helpful and a good listener. She is highly regarded for her sympathy and good advice. Meiling's have a affinity for cats. She is a great cook and likes to feed people large homemade meals.
Meiling by Worldly Word Wizard February 4, 2010
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids by Exor January 15, 2004
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!
The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.
"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids! by Jinkies September 11, 2006
Meddling white trash ex-wife
A woman that you used to be married to, that gave birth to your child while you worked 2 jobs so she could stay at home and met a fuck buddy online and you busted her ass.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
Meddling white trash ex-wife by your mom and your dad May 21, 2007
Social Mediaing
Social Mediaing by emoji queen. October 12, 2014
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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