meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 December 24, 2015

Big Meany Face

People who are really really mean and they have faces that are big and full of meany bigness faces.

Ivy and Kiersten are really big meany faces for being mean to Joey!

by IncendiaBurn December 12, 2009

reverse meat face cowboy

A sexual position in which the female straddles the males face and grinds incessantly.

Paul's just a regular 'ole reverse meat face cowboy.

by Rob February 9, 2005

meat face

a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.

"i say, that man appears to have meat on his face, therfore he is a meat face"

by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

meat face

to be the lamest of the lame. if you are a meat face then you need to die.

Andrew, you are such a meat face. Spencer is the master.

by Spencer Ruthaferd August 3, 2008

meat face

an insult. a person who annoys drunk people by offering distastefull food and tells boring stories and bad jokes.

wow, i didn't know theresa was such a meat face!

by tito the bandito October 10, 2008

Face Meat

That extra layer of fat on your face that you get when you gain weight!

It's definitely time to go on a diet, I have extra face meat!

by BambiCakes2 April 18, 2017