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a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.
"i say, that man appears to have meat on his face, therfore he is a meat face"
by jesus 09 August 29, 2008

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when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.
"i guitar heroed my ho last night"
by jesus 09 August 25, 2008

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