meaty curtains 

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

meaty curtains by Gas passer August 25, 2003

bedazzled meat curtains 

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010

Cheesy meat curtains 

When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.

That bitch has some seriously cheesy meat curtains and it made my dick itch.

Cheesy meat curtains by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

meat curtains by Snu November 7, 2003

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

dehydrated meat curtains by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".

I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.

Meat Curtains by Scottokelley January 13, 2017

meat curtains

long flappy labia lips

bitch wrap your meat curtains around my dick

meat curtains by moe March 22, 2004