meat wad

A really dumb guy with a big dick or a really big dumb guy who still leeches off of his parents or a guy with no ambitions.

Justin is such a meat wad he amazes me how he can just do nothing.

Wow your boyfriend is such a meat wad at least he's good for one thing!

Meat wad: "Hey Dad I need to borrow some money for rent because I spend my pay check on drugs. No I mean beer."
(He never pays his dad back because he doesn't care. Does it when he needs moany)

by Podagee July 6, 2007

meat_wad_3

"meat_wad_3" or "the_hot_wad_3" is a 12 year old sex machine he is "friends" with other members such as "anti_nazi" and "chase10" he has a great NG(newgrounds.com)history a legend at NG he hates mods and they hate him NG members that suck and hate his pimpin skills are "labrador" and "darkside907".

meat_wad_3 is the shiznit!

i want meat_wad_3 to have my baby!!

meat_wad_3 is a living legend.

by A**** G**** A****** you cannot learn my real name it is a secret April 1, 2005

waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017

Meatwad

One of the characters on a funny show called Aqua Teen Hungerforce. In my opinion, I think he is the funniest character on the show. He looks like a meatball and he talks funny. Sometime I can't undersand what he says.

"You can't just decide if i'm drunk, you can't just decide"

"Can I go swimmin'?"

"I'm an adult, and I deserve an adult glass"

"Awww thats sweet. Your tryin' to say that you love me"

by meatwad's ghost April 21, 2005

Meatwad

famous ball of meat staring in the hit show aqua teen hunger force (now called aqua unit patrol squad) his sexual orientation is often hard to determine and his sex is often questioned, he has the mind of a child and can be crazy and cute.

Meatwad: Come over here big boy, spread them arms, and give me a hug.
Carl: No, no, we're not doin' that. I ain't no homo.
Meatwad: Oh, come on now. We're friends.
Carl: All right, fine.
Meatwad: Drop that sac, in my mouth.
Carl: (Kicks Meatwad) Back, back, back the fuck up.

by azaria101 October 21, 2011

Meatwad

A small clump of meat from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. ATHF for short. Possibly the funniest character in the show.

"Only us adults can say hell, damn, bitch, and ass. So get your helling, damn ass over to that bitching, damn room damnit!

*Frylock stares at meatwad*

"What?! Damn, i was just trying to help you out bitch!"

by Kevin Aparicio December 28, 2005

Meatwad

An exclusive member of the Aqua Teens, although, he really doesn't do anything to fight crime. He is a good dancer though...

"Meatwad gets the money see, Meatwad gets the honeys G."

by Danny Peterson January 10, 2004