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meat wacking 

One who admires jerking off their rather small penis.
Goose lip Mel loves meat wacking with hot massage oil.
meat wacking by Money Green May 25, 2016
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Meat Walking 

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates
While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.
Meat Walking by liljitmane January 21, 2022

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS 

to be eaten alive!
After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

meatpacking district 

The New York City neighborhood at the west end of W 13th st. in Manhattan. Originally famous for its slaughterhouses, it evolved in the mid 20th century into a collection of bars and brothels that catered to the gay and BDSM crowds. Like most of the other interesting parts of New York, in the 21st century it has gentrified into a playground for rich people.
Sadly, the meatpacking district is no longer the fudgepacking district.

meatpacking district 

A dorm room notorious for its late night sexual activities
Frank: "Have you seen Josh lately?"

Ryan: "Nah man, he's been in the meatpacking district all night"

Frank: "Damn, he packs meat so good!"
meatpacking district by raystik82 February 14, 2015

meatwalking 

The process of night walking (usually around the house) having a desire to eat meat in case of vegeterians who secretly can't resist the temptation and surprisingly find themselves in front of a fridge in the middle of a night.
- Why is there no meat pie in the fridge, honey?
- I think it's your little cousin.
- But he's a vegeterian!
- I heard him meatwalking arounf the kitchen at 2am. You need to talk to him.
(A dialogue in a family with a vegeterian relative)
meatwalking by Yollie-lollie-loo January 25, 2013

Meatsacking 

When you're so high you realize you're just a piece of meat hurdling through space on a hunk of rock. The feeling brings upon feelings of confusion and words of the philosophical nature.
"Dude, did you ever realize we do the same thing every single day. The exact same thing."
"Dude, you're so meatsacking right now."
"Nah man"
Meatsacking by Evelyn Renoir May 3, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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