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Meating up is the ceremonial ritual where a man gets his balls back from the wife (or lady friend) for the weekend. Especially, for a manly event like camping, shooting, drinking or just sniffing gunpowder with his boys.
Mark: Hey dude, you going camping this weekend?

BK: Ya man, I got a pass from the wife. We are gunna meat up at Fletch's about noon.

Mark: Fuck ya!
Meat Up by pj60693 September 25, 2010
Two or more guys go into a helicopter and jerk each other off
Hey wanna meat up?...no homo
Meat up by WigglyWormzzz May 19, 2018
Term used by gay men to define a sexual encounter where there will be mutual penetration.
I cannot wait to meat-up with you tonight.
meat-up by Fabmaxmm January 31, 2020

HONCHOS MEAT UP 

When a group of well known degenerates assemble in order to denigrate their enemies and sometimes each other, consume coma inducing amounts of substances, and perform any number of questionable, dangerous, or otherwise ill advised activities. These gatherings happen at irregular intervals and are generally composed of a caustic mix of borderline personalities.
There are often promises "hearty soups", but rarely do said soups materialize.
"Are you heading to Johns this weekend?"
"I might, it sounds like a real honchos meat up, though. I might skip it."
HONCHOS MEAT UP by Alf Porn April 12, 2024

P-Nut Meat-Up 

Where the underside of the penis rests on the ball sack.
It's so hot out you couldn't separate my P-Nut Meat-Up with a crow bar!
P-Nut Meat-Up by anonymous June 28, 2024

lubed up meat piston 

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.
You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!
lubed up meat piston by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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