meat scooter 

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.

"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"

meat scooter by Thelissie January 21, 2008

meat scooter 

The favored vehicle of the bicycle messenger. Offering little protection, the meat scooter is a very dangerous vehicle, even moreso when not operated in accordance with the traffic laws; often an accident is fatal.

"That guy is going to kill himself on that meat scooter. He should wait for the light like everyone else."

meat scooter by NPD June 9, 2007

Blue Meat Shooter 

1. One who possesses a penis large enough to hit the deep un-oxygenated vagina. 2. One who cums in the blue meat.

Kevin was hung - a real blue meat shooter.

Blue Meat Shooter by 2F August 23, 2008

Scooted the Meat 

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

Scooted the Meat by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Meatscooter 

A woman has her meat taco a man has his meatscooter.

she yoinked his meatscooter

Meatscooter by muslim_jesus September 23, 2019