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meat rub 

1.to stroke the dick,
2.to gently rub the male organ,
3.e.i. handjob
1. Damn bit lemme get a meat rub!
2. I need sum so badly, ill take a meat rub from that busted chick.
3. dijonay: Aye Ms. Pennox Lemme get a meat rub.
Ms. Pinnox: Where's the steak?
Dijonay: aw meat rub...
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giving your meat a rub

When Ansley gives your M34T a spanking.
That saucey girl is giving your meat a rub tonight if ya know what I mean.

rub the meat 

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.
Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!
rub the meat by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

give your meat a good ol' rub 

when somebody tells you "give your meat a good ol' rub" it means that person is telling you to go jerk off.
Hey Mike how bout' you give your meat a good ol' rub?

give your meat a good ol' rub 

hehe boi
give your meat a good ol' rub. That's it, nice and hot. Hope for more spicy meat, hehe boi!
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