meat port 

Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.

"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"

meat port by psychod@d February 19, 2005

Port Meat 

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.

I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.

Port Meat by Drew East December 11, 2022

Portuguese Meat Pie 

A term that describes the sexual act, in which one person inserts a meat pie (although vegetarian options are also acceptable) into their rectum. A second person holds their head under the first person's anal opening and cracks a raw egg over the apex of the butt-crack. The "meal" is subsequently served by vigorous clenching in a similar fashion to the traditional "Concertina" used in Portuguese folk music.

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a Portuguese Meat Pie." - Sun Tzu

Portuguese Meat Pie by MartinGreen69 June 28, 2017