Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)
Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.
"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"
The raised, slightly bruised outline of a penis left on your lovers forehead.
eg. "check out the peckerwelt on that whiney biznitches forehead!"