2 definitions by psychod@d

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Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.
"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"
by psychod@d February 19, 2005
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The raised, slightly bruised outline of a penis left on your lovers forehead.
eg. "check out the peckerwelt on that whiney biznitches forehead!"
by psychod@d December 05, 2003
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