Definitions by psychod@d

meat port 

Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.

"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"

meat port by psychod@d February 19, 2005

peckerwelt 

The raised, slightly bruised outline of a penis left on your lovers forehead.

eg. "check out the peckerwelt on that whiney biznitches forehead!"

peckerwelt by psychod@d December 5, 2003