meat dog

very big, large

man that is one meat dog car

by rikod4 November 04, 2008

meat dogging

When a penis just passes the flacid state and before it is erect. It occurs when the penis is starting to slowly enlarge, yet still pliable.

The second she bent over to pick up her pen I started meat dogging.

by MilfCity February 21, 2014

dog meat

Meat coming from dogs, eaten in countries like China (excluding Hong Kong), South Korea, Switzerland, East Timor, Tonga and several more. Taboo in countries like the USA and UK.

That guy ate some dog meat for dinner there.

by randomuser2349 December 14, 2009

dog meat

Something of inferior quality.

(in the car)
Radio: "I'm blue...I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy..."
Chris: "Lame..."
Radio: "MMMMBop! Ba-du-bop-a-du-bop-ba-du-bop-ba-du-bop..."
Chris: "Mother of God..."
(5 minutes later)
Radio: "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy..."
Chris: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Turn this shit off! Why the hell are we listening to this dog meat?"

(in China)
Mom: "Hey kids, how does Fido taste?"
Kid: "Terrible...this is total dog meat. Why can't we have cat again like last night? Hey Jing Jong, pass the MSG."

by Nick D September 01, 2004

dog meat

Literally a meat made out of dogs. It's really delicious and you must try.

Dog meat is more delicious than beef, pork, chicken, or else!

by Brian Chew February 06, 2023

dog meat jelly

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.

That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!

by kl & sv July 25, 2006

Double Dog Meat Swap

The act of railing a bird with your homie and before climax you both pull out and sixty nine each other and finish in your bro's mouth.

Kevin: "Last night was so fun, Dave."
Dave: "I know, man. Did you see the look on her face when we double dog meat swapped?"
Kevin: "Yeah, it was so funny!"

by Gunnar_Jens November 25, 2019