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The state vegetable of Oklahoma and also the most delicious, juiciest, most scrumptious fruit known to humanity. Popularly enjoyed by cats, monkeys, and gamer girls alike. Simple to eat due to a naturally occurring rind that can be used as a handle if cut properly.
saeren: today i ate some me lon
zaeki: me too! *sends me lon gif*
me lon by youremomhahagotem May 20, 2021

Me Lon cat 

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT
Me Lon cat by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021

OH she luv me long time 

When you go to nintendo land and you find asian lady and she like you so you say OH she luv me long time daweeny
OH she luv me long time

love me long time

Smoking a mixture of meth and Viagra before beating your dick vigorously for hours watching anime porn
Hey Adam im going home to my anime doll , she will help love me long time

Me for longer 

A phrase you say when something happened to both you and someone else, but it happened to you for a longer period of time. Such as if it took you 3 hours to do something and some else comes up and is all like, "Yo man, the jive took me like 2 hours to do, I was worken on that forever." You then would say, "Me for longer".
It also has relevance in skateboarding and surfing such as if you slide a rail or ride a wave for longer thn some one else. You win because it was you for longer.
Dustin and Justin were talking about how they both went out with the same chick, but since Justin lasted longer, he called, "Me for longer, fool".

me love you long time

USED BY
1. hookers to offer their services

2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"

3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time

2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time

3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket