mcsnorkle

the act of inserting a snorkle into a person's anus and then rubbing that filth encrusted snorkle on the face of said individual

brock mcsnorkled caroline

by mclovin1919 December 12, 2009

Trace mcSorley

Throw it on a dime
Like ya'll ain't even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number nine
Go travelin' down that Vandy
Flip to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the Natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite Quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that Blue and White
You know I do it for the glory
Baker won the Hеisman, next up Trace McSorley

Trace McSorley is the goat

by Tmcsorley October 2, 2020

Trace McSorley

Despite the fact that he led his high school to 4 straight state championship game appearances
Very few high major recruiters looked at the 6 foot tall 180 pounder and said
Quarterback
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley
They call me Trace McSorley
I went out to the bar and I woke up in a sorority
Michigan defense
Softer than that cheesecake
Beaver Stadium, get loud
Home team, 14 straight
And DeAndre going long
Back shoulder to Juwan
It's that Big Ten title season
Try to take me out, too bad
We still got Tommy Stevens
Throw it on a dime
Like y'all aint even trying
Just a kid from Briar Woods
I'm wearing number 9
Met Coach Franklin down at Vandy
Flipped to Happy Valley
Now I'm coming back and got the natty on my mind
They can't touch my deep ball
Every game I'm scoring
I'm your favorite quarterback
They call me Trace McSorley
Rep that blue and white
You know I do it for the glory

Baker won the heisman
Next up Trace McSorley

Chiefs fan: Patrick Mahomes is the goat
Me: did you forget Trace McSorley?

by Trace Mcsorley's Stepbro October 6, 2020

McSorley

An all purpose word that can be used in place of any noun, verb or adjective. It arises from Irish genealogical roots and translates to 'all purpose' or 'many places.' It is quite useful when the right word escapes the tip of one's tongue. It is also very useful when referring to implied topics of conversation without revealing the subject to anyone else who may be listening.

"Wow, you really McSorley'd that McSorley today"

"My McSorley is bigger than your McSorley"

"I'm gonna go take a massive McSorley"

by jboness October 8, 2009

McSorley

to smack an opposing player or person in the head with a hockey stick, golf club, ball bat or any other object that can be used to inflict damage.
Is derived from an infamous moment in the National Hockey League in 2000 when notorious goon Marty McSorley of the Boston Bruins smacked another well known goon, Donald Brashear of the Vancouver Canucks, in the back of the head with his stick. This caused Brashear to fall, smack his head off the ice and receive a Grade 3 concussion. McSorley was suspended for the remainder of the season and was eventually found guilty of assault with a weapon and never played another NHL game.

That prick on the 8th hole was really pissing me off; I was contemplating giving him a McSorley with my nine iron.

by John H. Ringo August 18, 2007

McCorkle

(1- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's index and middle finger into a person's anus and then rubbing those fingers across the same person's chin, forming a goatee. Almost exclusively follows immediately after the Dirty Sanchez---creating a moustache by similar means with the index finger.

(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."

(1- verb) We were doing it doggie style when I decided to give her the shocker. When I finished up, I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and then McCorkled her.

(1- noun) The McCorkle is Boner's signature move.

(2- verb) After he McCorkled her, she didn't shit right for a week.

(2- noun) The McCorkle is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.

by Zaphoid January 9, 2006

McSorley

A McSorley is the act of doing a man/woman from behind and pulling out quickly and standing up so that your erect penis is hanging to the side of their face, only to unexpectedly smack them across the face with it as they turn around, hopefully giving them a grade 3 concussion similar to the on-ice incident between Marty McSorley and Donald Brashear.
This term is used to pay tribute to one of hockey's greatest goons and also the protector of Wayne Gretzky. Used primarily in the Annapolis Valley region of Nova Scotia.

i.e. (doctor to male in waiting room of hospital) "how did this happen?"

"I McSorleyed her right in the face. I am sure to get a suspension for that shit."

by The Wonder from Down Under November 16, 2007