A person who wants to be con bro chill. He hates smeagol and would like to be black. Also known as "That Guy" and "McFaggot." If you see a red mercury cougar with off colored doors then it is probably a McRoy. McRoy's are also computer challenged so they won't be able to read this. No worries, McRoy can't find you.
Person 1: "Dude he is such a McRoy."
Person 2: "I know dude, his dark red door didn't match his light red car!"
Person 2: "I know dude, his dark red door didn't match his light red car!"
by Colin Strate November 16, 2011