McBoyfriend 

Guys that lonely girls, or often girls with low opinions of themselves (see also; GWLSE) pick up and go out with.

Like a McDonald's take away - it's fast, it's easy, it's cheap, convenient, and it's DIRTY. (And more often than not it's something they end up with after a night of hard drinking).

The McBoyfriends are usually ugly or plain, or have no outstanding features or personality - or sometimes no personality at all. The McBoyfriend is a tool.

'Oh yeah, I saw her last night. She was with her latest McBoyfriend.'

McBoyfriend by Dirty Scarlet January 29, 2010

McBoy Friend 

A boy that is bad for you but yet you keep going back to him, because he is so good. (Im lovin' it)

My mcboy friend is so hot my husband would be pissed.

McBoy Friend by MC JOEY II January 6, 2011

myboyfriendistoocuteandwhenhesingstomeidieitis 

A real disease

I have myboyfriendistoocuteandwhenhesingstomeidieitis so if my boyfriend sings to me I'll die

myboyfriendistoocuteandwhenhesingstomeidieitis by D3PR3SS0 3SPRE3SS0 November 26, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016