mckelsey

A river rat, that try’s to make jokes but isn’t funny you’ll love her!

Clair: can you come to my house
Mckelsey: sorry I’m at the river

by Caroline_forbes November 4, 2020

mckensey

awesomest coolest pimpinest ho pullin farmer chick EVER! never fails to be a player in a management position (PIMP)

platypus and liger mckensey

by mac an cheese September 29, 2009

Max McKensey

a hot creamy cum lord

Max McKensey creams in his bed every night

by Creamy Bower September 8, 2022

McKelvey

An uncircumsized penis that is coated in smegma and/or mold and obstructs the male pee hole making it very hard to urinate in a single direction.

"Dude, you better get that McKelvey snipped off before that penis cheese eats your whole dick off"

by Justin Capone September 29, 2005

McKelvey

when you wake up next to your teacher

Holy crap, who's car is in front of our house with a faculty parking tag? Ross must have had another McKelvey last night.

by Newman Rossie November 6, 2008

mckelvey

a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.

and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey

by Dudders November 25, 2004

mckelvey

to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.

i feel a mcKelvey coming on

by Dudders December 14, 2004