mckelvey

a hole that monkeys might fly out of.
traditionally an arsehole.

and monkeys might fly out of my mckelvey

by Dudders November 25, 2004

mckelvey

to get the urge to enter a word into the urban dictionary, particularly when associated with a useless southerner of irish descent.

i feel a mcKelvey coming on

by Dudders December 14, 2004

mckelvey

someone who doesn't know how to add words to the urban dictionary.

a fuckwit

shut up McKelvey you gipsy

by Dudders November 30, 2004

mckelvey

a bad haircut or hairstyle

have you seen the mckelvey on that

by Dudders November 26, 2004

osmond

one who possesses large genitals. antonymn grundy. Also thought to be one of the laziest members of the human race.

in a drunken shower-room scene one might be heard to exclaim "damn...there goes an Osmond if ever I saw one!"

by Dudders January 24, 2005

P.A.C.ify

transitive verb: derived from the noun PAC or Performing Arts Center, denotes attendance or wish to attend the Sixth Form Club (PAC.)

Lets P.A.C.ify tonight Grundy!

by Dudders January 24, 2005