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giving head to someone in a mcdonalds and coming all over
Yo, did you hear Dima mcgloglered Elizabeth?
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McGoogle Inc 

The combination of McDonalds and Google, forming the super power corporation McGoogle Inc. Poised to take over the world, they have already set up McDonalds stations across the planet. Using Google's influence to take over the internet and their policies to recruit unsuspecting people into agreeing, Google will have an army of an estimated size of 5.8 billion people. By combining with the expanding McDonalds chain, they will be able to smuggle weapons with their food shipments and arm their army to overtake countries from the inside.

Eventually, McGoogle Inc. will have full dicatorship of the world.
"Dude, McGoogle Inc. just took over China."
McGoogle Inc by FighttheMcGoogle November 17, 2011

Puss Puss McGoogles 

A man who has no balls, more commonly known as a pussy. He couldn't get any even if he tried.
Wow, Daniel is such a Puss Puss McGoogles, he must be really close to using baseball cards to jack off to.
Puss Puss McGoogles by B F A November 9, 2006

McGoogle 

A computer nerd, usually with a Scottish or Scottish sounding name. Comes from the TV show NCIS.
The same as McGeek, McMotherboard and McGoo
Tony: What's that McGoogle?
McGoogle by diNazzo August 21, 2009

McClogger 

When you combine a McDouble with a McChicken sandwich it becomes a McClogger.
guy 1: Is your drunk ass hungry yet?
guy 2: Yeah, I can sure go for a McClogger right now.
McClogger by StretchDude June 28, 2009

german mcgoogle

to force ones penis into an ear
"dude i totally german mcgoogled eric last night"

Mcgoogle 

1. verb. To have any sexual relationship with the opposite sex.
1. Did you mcgoogle all over her last night.
Mcgoogle by Mosheman100 May 26, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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