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When a person runs up to a person with a broken bone and happily punches/hits them in that spot without realizing it. Also dosen't apoligize afterwards and plays off the experience.
Cripple:*shouts in pain*
Observer: dude what happened to you?
Cripple: that kid just f***ing mcduffed me it hurt like hell.
Observer: he atleast apoligized right?
Cripple: no he just left... What kind of a person does that?
Mcduff by Renegadew April 3, 2013
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ninja mcduff 

Ninja mcduff is a character in an online MMORPGcalled Tibia. His soul purpose is to steal your loot bags, money and all items he can get a hold of. If your hunting he won't respect you and will kill your monsters. He should not be trusted, he is one of the best ninja's on the server Luminera. His skills are wildly unmatched and he spends most of his time talking to random people. Born out of spite, and the need to make people around him miserable, Ninja Mcduff has been recking havoc for a little over a year.
Things known about ninja mcduff include. Modeling, partying and working at abercrombie, while not playing Tibia.

Player Dave {46}: Hey man my loot bag
Ninja Mcduff {126}: Yea i know thx.
Player Dave {46}: plx man , mines loot plx!!!
Ninja Mcduff {126} : Offer?
Player Dave {46} : Br?
Ninja Mcduff {126} : Learn english!!!!! (throws bag in water)
Today was bull crap, i lost all my home work, i was ninja mcduff'd.

Hey stop acting like Ninja Mcduff, that guy is nuts.
ninja mcduff by Ninja Mcduff June 30, 2008

Steamie McDuff 

When one sexual partner shits on the chest of another, and then proceeds to piss on it, preferably in a cold location in order to produce a pleasing steaming effect.
I was just going to shit on her chest in the alley, but the filthy bitch wanted a Steamie McDuff.
Steamie McDuff by hagga03 March 2, 2011

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices
Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Egg mcmuffin 

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices
Egg mcmuffin by WatcherInc August 25, 2022

McDuffle Shuffle 

The McDuffle Shuffle can be seen almost exclusively on the west side of Jacksonville Florida on McDuff Ave. The McDuffle Shuffle consists of standing on the corner with an incomprehensible sign, often attached to a tennis racket. A shuffler is often mistaken for a bum, but bums carry signs that make more sense.

A true Shuffler often offers extremely good song lyrics for sale (mostly rhyming) and plasters his windows with various batshit crazy rants.
Hey look at Jeff, he is down on the corner doin' the McDuffle Shuffle again.

Yup, he sure is, look at his sign, it says, "Munchausen by Jackass" what the fuck does that mean?

It means he is Crazier than a rathouse shit.
McDuffle Shuffle by Jeffwatcher November 20, 2011

McGuffin 

An object or person in a movie that has no use other than to drive the narrative forward. originally coined by alfred hitchcock.
the suitcase in pulp fiction
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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