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McDonalds Sprite Treatment 

When you pour McDonalds Sprite inside of a woman's vagina.
When I see her, I'm giving her a McDonalds Sprite Treatment

McDonald’s Sprite

A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
That McDonald’s sprite hard af
McDonald’s Sprite by Big pisser August 15, 2019

McDonald’s Sprite

Sprite crispy enough to charge your phone even!
Bro, my phones running low!

Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!

McDonald’s sprite

Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*

McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you

Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.

McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard

Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me

McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window

*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*

Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me

*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
McDonald’s sprite by Techn0r0bert November 7, 2019

McDonald's Sprite 

crispy sprite from McDonald's that taste like crap. Also when you pee after drinking water and it comes out fizzy and clear.
Kyle: yo dude this McDonald's sprite (1) tastes like when you take a McDonald's Sprite (2)

McDonald’s Sprite

when a man cums on his girls mouth then proceeds to spit in her mouth repeatedly till it looks like the sizzle of a McDonald’s Sprite
aye bitch you like that McDonald’s Sprite I know that mf was tangy
McDonald’s Sprite by bigdicktrell January 22, 2021
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