mcdick

the best mcdonalds meal

Customer: Hey can i get an XL McDick?

Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back

Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED

Customer: Got any more McDicks?

Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉

by Cole Sprouse's wife February 24, 2020

McDicks

What McDonalds' employees affectionately refer to their place of work as.

I work at McDicks, and it sucks.

by anonymous April 9, 2005

McDicks

Another way to say McDonalds

Let’s go to McDicks

by Fatccoon July 4, 2019

mcdick's

a word for mcdonald's makign fun of its crappyness

"im hungry, let's go eat"
"all i've got is a twoonie"
"lets go to Mcdick's"

by memorylane November 13, 2004

mcdicks

More accurate title for McDonalds. Seeings that dicks are usually cheap and tasteless..so is McDonalds.

We only have $2.50, let's go eat at McDicks

by Jane August 27, 2004

McDick

When you get a blowjob from someone after they eat McDonalds and you can smell the faintest tinge of the McDonalds remnants on their breath.

Bro- I was with Lacie the other night- She gave me a McDick right in the parking lot after we got some fries and a coke.

by ArmWeak June 24, 2019

Mcdick

Losing your virginity to a slapper, only lasting three seconds before one ejaculates. Two thrusts.

Haha that guy only had a Mcdick last night, what a bender.

by Jay-KobDone July 6, 2009