When you get a blowjob from someone after they eat McDonalds and you can smell the faintest tinge of the McDonalds remnants on their breath.
Bro- I was with Lacie the other night- She gave me a McDick right in the parking lot after we got some fries and a coke.
by ArmWeak June 24, 2019
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someone who works at mcdonald's and they are really annoying and get angry at you for no reason. Everyone has met this kind of person at least once in their life.
Samuel Suicidal: "Hey, did you see that asshole who told us to hurry up ordering after 5 seconds?"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
Get the Mcdick mug.When you take two quarter pounders,(the meat in them at least), and put it in your partners buttocks and then make love to it using the grease from the burgers as lube.
Ya me and my girlfriend did the McDick last night and it worked like a charm. Only problem was my meat smelt like meat after.
by Th3 King December 17, 2008
Get the McDick mug.A male person that serves females some fast food for the soul through quick validation, like compliments, flirting, and physical affection, but is not considered as someone for a healthy long-term relationship. Usually, this male is easy to attract and often found standing in a field of red flags. Just as excessive fast food consumption can have negative health effects, getting involved with a "McDick" can lead to heart disease, high blood pressure, a negative self-image, depression, mood disorders, and a shortened lifespan.
Furthermore, getting involved with a "McDick" can have a paradoxical impact on undermining traditional patriarchal constructs. While it takes advantage of the existing patriarchal framework, it also compounds the challenge of deconstructing the deeply ingrained patterns associated with the "male gaze" — the tendency of media and society to perceive the world from a heterosexual male standpoint, often objectifying and sexualizing women.
Furthermore, getting involved with a "McDick" can have a paradoxical impact on undermining traditional patriarchal constructs. While it takes advantage of the existing patriarchal framework, it also compounds the challenge of deconstructing the deeply ingrained patterns associated with the "male gaze" — the tendency of media and society to perceive the world from a heterosexual male standpoint, often objectifying and sexualizing women.
You really can find a McDick everywhere, even at the supermarket.
She realized that she was addicted to McDicks, so she decided to break free from that vicious cycle.
You know how queer I am but sometimes a McDick just brings me through the day. Men are so easy.
After a breakup I just need one McDick, or five.
Kevin really is just a McDick.
She realized that she was addicted to McDicks, so she decided to break free from that vicious cycle.
You know how queer I am but sometimes a McDick just brings me through the day. Men are so easy.
After a breakup I just need one McDick, or five.
Kevin really is just a McDick.
by Malefiz September 7, 2023
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Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back
Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED
Customer: Got any more McDicks?
Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉
Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back
Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED
Customer: Got any more McDicks?
Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉
by Cole Sprouse's wife February 24, 2020
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