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Losing your virginity to a slapper, only lasting three seconds before one ejaculates. Two thrusts.
Haha that guy only had a Mcdick last night, what a bender.
Mcdick by Jay-KobDone July 6, 2009
someone who works at mcdonald's and they are really annoying and get angry at you for no reason. Everyone has met this kind of person at least once in their life.
Samuel Suicidal: "Hey, did you see that asshole who told us to hurry up ordering after 5 seconds?"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"
Mcdick by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
When you take two quarter pounders,(the meat in them at least), and put it in your partners buttocks and then make love to it using the grease from the burgers as lube.
Ya me and my girlfriend did the McDick last night and it worked like a charm. Only problem was my meat smelt like meat after.
McDick by Th3 King December 17, 2008
A male person that serves females some fast food for the soul through quick validation, like compliments, flirting, and physical affection, but is not considered as someone for a healthy long-term relationship. Usually, this male is easy to attract and often found standing in a field of red flags. Just as excessive fast food consumption can have negative health effects, getting involved with a "McDick" can lead to heart disease, high blood pressure, a negative self-image, depression, mood disorders, and a shortened lifespan.

Furthermore, getting involved with a "McDick" can have a paradoxical impact on undermining traditional patriarchal constructs. While it takes advantage of the existing patriarchal framework, it also compounds the challenge of deconstructing the deeply ingrained patterns associated with the "male gaze" — the tendency of media and society to perceive the world from a heterosexual male standpoint, often objectifying and sexualizing women.
You really can find a McDick everywhere, even at the supermarket.
She realized that she was addicted to McDicks, so she decided to break free from that vicious cycle.
You know how queer I am but sometimes a McDick just brings me through the day. Men are so easy.
After a breakup I just need one McDick, or five.
Kevin really is just a McDick.
McDick by Malefiz September 7, 2023
Customer: Hey can i get an XL McDick?

Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back

Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED

Customer: Got any more McDicks?

Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉
mcdick by Cole Sprouse's wife February 24, 2020
When Ronald McDonald give you his dick its called a "McDick".
Hey Sexy Momma, Want the McDick?
McDick by hobblesFTW May 31, 2014