Baseball
player for the Pittsburgh Pirates, faster than a gazelle, sick dreads. Wears his
hat in a ridiculous manner. Could be the messiah of the Buccos. He is known for his calm demeanor. His helmet falls off when he runs for
extra bases, and/or when running from first or second base to home. His hometown is listed as somewhere in
Florida, but he is most definitely from a planet called Krypton. He has sometimes been referred to as 'McClutchen', for his various walkoff hits/home runs. Also referred to as "Cutch."
Do whatever you can to spread a nickname for him, "The Flying Cutchman."
Bucs
fan: Dude, did you see Cutch's triple last night?
Other Bucs
fan: No, he was going too fast. All i saw was his
helmet laying between first and second. Andrew McCutchen is a man among boys; he should have his own holiday.