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John McClane
n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation
"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
John McClane by Sean KF December 15, 2008
Related Words
mcClune • McClure • McClure middle school • McClung • McClane • mcclane's law • McCleney • McClure's Fallacy • mccune • John McClane
David McClure
Most commonly ginger and short in all the wrong places.Annoying and suffers from a rare liver condition-Jaundice.Beats up anyone who preaches religion.
David McClure by garage13 April 28, 2009
damn McClure
damn McClure by DeTurk October 9, 2008
Jackson McClure
Jackson McClure by CowboysBetter420 September 25, 2019
McClure
–verb (used without object)
1. To get shithammered drunk with the intentions of causing a scene. Often resulting in walking home on your own accord whilst mad for no legitimate reason from Fresno's Tower district to Northern Fresno.
2. Never graduating from College and moving to Bakersfield, California.
-noun (initial capital letter)
1. McClure is Supreme.
1. To get shithammered drunk with the intentions of causing a scene. Often resulting in walking home on your own accord whilst mad for no legitimate reason from Fresno's Tower district to Northern Fresno.
2. Never graduating from College and moving to Bakersfield, California.
-noun (initial capital letter)
1. McClure is Supreme.
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