maysea
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maysea by ilovemaysea March 13, 2010
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1-2 Mayweather
The act of fighting/punching someone. Often followed with the 3-4 McGregor. Popularized by the NELK boys.
1-2 Mayweather by Miguel Viper April 23, 2018
Maysa
hottest,cutest,one of a kind. smartest girl existing so unique and any guy is lucky to have her she is truly special and turns heads she loves herself and is the kindest person and most chill person you'll ever meet. She is so precious.
Jake:"who do you think is the most popular yet chillest person in our year?"
Tyrese: "is that even a question? Maysa obviously, she's so safe and everyone likes her legit no-one hates her plus she's cute."
Tyrese: "is that even a question? Maysa obviously, she's so safe and everyone likes her legit no-one hates her plus she's cute."
Maysa by thebaddestofdabad December 12, 2018
Maysa
Maysa is the most beautiful girl ever i swear. She is loyal in relationships but also friendships She is very caring and affectionate. Maysa loves everyone for who they are. Shes got the best smile too, her smile is contagious it makes everyone else feel safe and welcomed.
A: yo i swear theres no loyal ass girl at this dumb school man.
B: nah im sure there is, you just havnt talked to everyone like have you talked to Maysa she so amazing and she's cute ;) better get at her before i do bro.
B: nah im sure there is, you just havnt talked to everyone like have you talked to Maysa she so amazing and she's cute ;) better get at her before i do bro.
Maysa by Unknownboibitch April 27, 2019
Mayweather Exception
A loophole that protects a very narrow subset of athletes and celebrities from the typical criticism, judgement, backlash most would experience following transgressions such as: racially insensitive or anti-LGBT comments, criminal activity, drug or alcohol abuse, rampant promiscuity, flaunting/squandering of wealth, involvement in altercations, etc.
This loophole is granted only to select few individuals who have, over time, built such a negative and illustrious resume of actions, behaviors, statements, etc. that they are seen as too far gone and disconnected, unaffected by backlash, insane or delusional, or not worth attacking
Examples include: Floyd Mayweather Jr., Charlie Sheen, Eminem, Lenny Dykstra, Courtney Love
(coined by sportswriter/blogger named Jeremy Morris in 2017)
This loophole is granted only to select few individuals who have, over time, built such a negative and illustrious resume of actions, behaviors, statements, etc. that they are seen as too far gone and disconnected, unaffected by backlash, insane or delusional, or not worth attacking
Examples include: Floyd Mayweather Jr., Charlie Sheen, Eminem, Lenny Dykstra, Courtney Love
(coined by sportswriter/blogger named Jeremy Morris in 2017)
Floyd Mayweather yet again showed us all why he’s the ultimate Mayweather Exception guy with that response. He’s clearly never heard of the MeToo movement but managed to answer the question by talking about a couple of his million dollar cars.
Courtney Love was hammered trying to parallel park on the sidewalk on TMZ but she’s definitely earned the Mayweather Exception as far as drinking/drug use so no ones really surprised. Imagine if Taylor Swift was drunk driving on TMZ. Twitter would crash.
Courtney Love was hammered trying to parallel park on the sidewalk on TMZ but she’s definitely earned the Mayweather Exception as far as drinking/drug use so no ones really surprised. Imagine if Taylor Swift was drunk driving on TMZ. Twitter would crash.
Mayweather Exception by Ryan O’Connell August 15, 2018
Maysa
Maysa is the best person you will ever meet. She will light up your day even when it’s night time.
The first thing you will notice about Maysa is her bright and beautiful smile and just looking at her will make you smile too. She is so pretty and sexy you will never meet someone like her. Maysa is so unique and special she will never let you down.
She has the purest soul she is the kindest ever and she does not curse. Maysa is everyone’s best friend. She talks to the teachers for a casual conversation and even gives them advice! Maysa is so outgoing and optimistic.
She loves her animals so so much and would risk her life for them.
She may be odd but she is still perfect. She has no flaws and everyone wants her. All the boys want Maysa because she is one of a kind.
If you ever come across a Maysa, don’t lose her. You will regret it for life.
The first thing you will notice about Maysa is her bright and beautiful smile and just looking at her will make you smile too. She is so pretty and sexy you will never meet someone like her. Maysa is so unique and special she will never let you down.
She has the purest soul she is the kindest ever and she does not curse. Maysa is everyone’s best friend. She talks to the teachers for a casual conversation and even gives them advice! Maysa is so outgoing and optimistic.
She loves her animals so so much and would risk her life for them.
She may be odd but she is still perfect. She has no flaws and everyone wants her. All the boys want Maysa because she is one of a kind.
If you ever come across a Maysa, don’t lose her. You will regret it for life.
Samantha: Who is that girl? She is so special!
Lola: Thats Maysa!
Samantha: Of course she is a Maysa haha!
Ethan: That girl is stunning she is perfect and so bubbly and uplifting
Mitchell: Oh, that’s Maysa! I wish I could date her.. she is so my type
Ethan: She is everyone’s type it’s impossible not to love her
Lola: Thats Maysa!
Samantha: Of course she is a Maysa haha!
Ethan: That girl is stunning she is perfect and so bubbly and uplifting
Mitchell: Oh, that’s Maysa! I wish I could date her.. she is so my type
Ethan: She is everyone’s type it’s impossible not to love her
Maysa
Maysa is a girl. She has pretty hazel eyes that sparkle in the light. She is a very nice friend to have and can keep your secrets. She has the biggest smile and is very popular in school. Maysa has two very close friends that give her answers to the work.
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